Dear Janevi,
Although I have never met you in real person, but I would like to send you a letter of congratulations.
Congratulations! Of all the possible places to leave your Starbucks cup, you, in your infinite wisdom, chose Banff National Park. A national treasure now graced with a trace of your visit. Truly, how could any of us have experienced the breathtaking vistas, pristine air, and untouched wilderness without being reminded of that delightful Caramel Macchiato (was it venti?) you savored?
Now, I understand that some people might take the conventional route, disposing of their trash in the provided bins or, heaven forbid, carrying it with them until they find one. But not you, Janevi. No, you've always been one to think outside the box—or outside the trash bin, in this case.
We must admit, there's something truly poetic about juxtaposing the ephemeral nature of a disposable coffee cup against the timeless grandeur of Banff. Perhaps you're making a profound statement about the impermanence of man in the face of nature's majesty? Or maybe you're commenting on the commercialization of our modern lives? Whatever your intended message, it's truly avant-garde.
So, thank you, Janevi, for leaving such a personal mark on one of nature's most beautiful canvases. Future visitors will no doubt be inspired by your audacious statement, or at the very least, they'll have a good story about that one Starbucks cup they found while hiking.